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Yzma: ⌠I WANT you to KILL him!
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People were telling me overwatch added a new buff girl character but the fuck is this? I mean she got abs yeah but her arms are way thinner than Zaryaâs, this doesnât do it for me
if they saw the muscle mommyâs I thirst after theyâd fall apart like a lego character
Wet beast Wednesday
Oh they’re notching her tail. See the little bit taken out? That tells whoever catches her next to let her go– it’s a sort of “hey, this is a reproductive female; let’s keep the cycle going by putting her right back in the water” signal. The bit will grow back in 2-3 shed cycles, which takes a couple years.
They know she’s able to reproduce bc she was caught with eggs.
The abrupt way he slams the fish into her claw is so funny though like take your fucking lunch and get the fuck out of here. Ma'am.
Imagine being grabbed by eldritch giants and they give you lunch and send you back home
Imagine they shove a whole fucking cow in your arms and throw you back to the Earth
It’s better than that, even. First they give you a tramp stamp that says, “Too fuckable to kill” and THEN they slam a dead cow into your arms and throw you back to Earth.
did everyone just forget the time tumblr went scorched earth on a blog for making fun of a staff member for being an hp fan
To be more specific, it was saying “Maybe the Harry Potter fan on staff has something to do with the transmisogyny”, to which they did the not at all suspicious response of using never before seen moderation tools to silence said blog and post.
Must be hard being world famous streamersâŚ
extremely funny when AI artists feel the need to put watermarks on their images
like oh you’re worried about misattribution and image theft huh. you’re worried that someone’s gonna take the image you made and claim it as their own. or strip away the context and your name. or use it in ways you didn’t consent to. boy that sure would suck huh. i bet that would feel really bad. i bet that would be really annoying. i b