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jitterbugjive:

jitterbugjive:

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Technically 9 now since one person reserved a slot
But I am really in need of the money right now, because after paying rent I don’t have much at all and can’t really afford the rest of my bills or food, not even a mcdonald’s burger. I know it’s convention season so a lot of people are spending their money there, but I hope there’s some folks out there not doing conventions that could spare me a commission.

Commission info found here: https://jitterbugjive.tumblr.com/post/171478773489/forgive-the-balddumborat-title-thats-my-fa

Note: Slots are per person, not per commission, so if you buy a slot you can get more than one commission. I don’t really have a limit for how many someone can get, just as long as they are aware it will take time to get it all done.

Please email me at jitterbugcommissions@gmail.com to get a slot!

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skulk-id:

my-dudedededed:

captainlordauditor:

bogleech:

followthebluebell:

shadowpuppy2:

captain-price-officially:

Wet beast Wednesday

Oh they’re notching her tail. See the little bit taken out? That tells whoever catches her next to let her go– it’s a sort of “hey, this is a reproductive female; let’s keep the cycle going by putting her right back in the water” signal. The bit will grow back in 2-3 shed cycles, which takes a couple years.

They know she’s able to reproduce bc she was caught with eggs.

The abrupt way he slams the fish into her claw is so funny though like take your fucking lunch and get the fuck out of here. Ma'am.

Imagine being grabbed by eldritch giants and they give you lunch and send you back home

Imagine they shove a whole fucking cow in your arms and throw you back to the Earth

It’s better than that, even. First they give you a tramp stamp that says, “Too fuckable to kill” and THEN they slam a dead cow into your arms and throw you back to Earth.

strawberry-crocodile:

umbweon:

did everyone just forget the time tumblr went scorched earth on a blog for making fun of a staff member for being an hp fan

To be more specific, it was saying “Maybe the Harry Potter fan on staff has something to do with the transmisogyny”, to which they did the not at all suspicious response of using never before seen moderation tools to silence said blog and post.

spitblaze:

spitblaze:

extremely funny when AI artists feel the need to put watermarks on their images

like oh you’re worried about misattribution and image theft huh. you’re worried that someone’s gonna take the image you made and claim it as their own. or strip away the context and your name. or use it in ways you didn’t consent to. boy that sure would suck huh. i bet that would feel really bad. i bet that would be really annoying. i b

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